me: instantly jumps to worst possible conclusion


This discribes my cooking skills perfectly.


doin a group project likeimage


how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run


I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?


do you ever think how bitchy and annoying you really are and wonder how anyone ever tolerates you


ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin